at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
i told the bartender last night that if the palace saloon made a calendar he would be every month.
would he be offended if i told him that "national coming out day" is october 11. thats subtle enough right?
Just ordered a clown who does balloon animals. No backing out now.
I am soup sandwich. I have been at dAnce party
After last night, I've decided I will now bang only men who professionally ride things for a living. I will accept jockeys, cowboys, bullriders, and pro bicyclists who lie and say they're bullriders.
Your French couch surfers have just started playing flip cup with old crow. Basically you need to come back here
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.
i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.
im watching blue is the warmest color at the music box and this dude is literally masturbating 3 feet in front of me
He left me alone in a hotel room my last night in town to go home to jerk off and watch TV. So yeah, I guess we're not really friends.
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
I'm gonna invite every single tinder date I've had to my birthday. Let them fight, battle Royale style. The winner gets to fuck me. \n\nBest. Birthday. Ever
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