Hey i just realized that im masturbating in the exact same kind of chair that they are doing it on in this porno
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
Your TV has the DVD menu for White Chicks permanently burned into the screen. I can't anymore. That's just a whole different level that I cannot comprehend.
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
Wearing the flip cup varsity team sweatshirt was the best descision of my life.
This is the weirdest negotiation ever.
This is what happens when two people with zero shame try to argue.
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
I need to hump something and I know u understand.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
You've been dating this guy for a month now and as your best friend I have to complain that I still don't how big his dick is.
I wish I were single again so I could actually have sex.
If someone tells me they're a paramedic, how inappropriate is it for me to ask what their save to kill ratio is?
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
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