I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
i dont want to stoop that low. but my dick does.
It's gonna be pretty hard to find a homeless person that takes crackers as currency.
Judging by my dry clothes and wet sheets, I think I might have gotten out of bed, pissed ON it, covered it up, and passed out on top of it
Dude, so the police showed up at my house with my wallet told me they found it in the church fountain then handed me a pamphlet on AA saying it was from the pastor. What happend?
Wouldn't it be fantastic if the corporate world cared less about about our GPA and focused more on our mastery of social drunkenness?
At least she'll always have a story about the time she showed up to the emergency room drunk and covered in chocolate syrup on her birthday.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Well we did eat French fries lady-and-the-tramp style last night...
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
Discovery: there is a folder in my pictures labeled "Your Name and cats"
Before you jump in that vagina remember there's a reason we call her Infectonator.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
I thought the dude was just really enjoying his piss but apparently he was jerkin off into the urinal.
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