is it just me, or are high schoolers getting sexier?
I think she must be bulimic. I mean, every time I see her I know i want to throw up.
Handjob with gloves on results in friction burn. In case you've ever wondered
Our idea of a "deep conversation" was successfully forming complete sentences.
Just saw pictures of a pregnant teen from my hometown with an American flag wrapped around her naked body posted on FB without irony. These are my roots.
I just got carded by a ten year old.
Wait. You NEVER used a Dizzy Doodler pen as a vibrator?!?
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
Ummm so I'm at the hospital and just heard some guy get tazed......twice.
I miss forts and drugs that made me believe in unicorns...
ORGASMS AND PIZZA
PIZZA AND ORGASMS
video games take priority over anything else you can offer me.
Seriously where are the good guys?
The friend zone.
Just remembered sticking my head out the window as i drove us to walmart and yelling that i was a golden retriever.
Also, sorry for verbally assaulting you when you asked if you could dump the bowl.
Must lick fork, like it's a DICK
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