if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
seriously iPhone. stop autocorrecting all my fucks into ducks. you're making all my strong worded texts look harmless and adorable.
Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
Quick, to the slutcave!
I hate it when you make eye contact with someone bcs you are about to make fun of them and they take it as a hint to come hit on you.
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
Just got my cast off. My occupational therapist wants me to self-gratify. My clit is about to have an awesome weekend...
I was the last girl at the bar last night. It was like a battle royale between 10 guys.
Dude just walked down the street literally wearing nothing but a small box around his waist carrying a case of beer. I want to live here for the rest of my life.
she slipped a pinky in my ass. Not sure if I came because I liked it or if I was terrified by it.
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
Sometimes I look at her and just start choking. She is that much of an evil entity.
eveytime i go to his house my cute clothes always get taken off what's the point of even wearing them there?
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