Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
well, if it werent for her you wouldnt have gotten a handjob in the middle of the bar. so, maybe you should thank her too.
So apparently when I was 2, I went around drinking everybody's beer at some wedding, then passed out in a corner....
This explains a lot.
we were having sex and the sweat made her make up run... seriously laid there and watched her face just melt into ugly.
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
You tried telling the RA that girl you brought home was your mom...
Hey we met at the bar a week ago. Your friend gave me a rose and you asked about my nipples.
I gave his parents a candle as a thanks for letting me hang out there all the time. Which i guess is more accurately a thanks-for-letting-me-fuck-your-son candle
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Girl, that was the lost night of 2012 for me and I have buried that night deep deep away..
Cory and I accidentally had a sexual adventure last night.
How do you ACCIDENTALLY have a sexual adventure?
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
So you are wearing a heart monitor while drinking?
Yea, they said carry on with my everyday activity.
He asked me the next morning if he fell asleep inside of me. Drunk is an understatement.
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