Come back if u want to. I'll do some dirty shit to u mamacita.
It's amazing how much jurassic park has contributed to my life recently
Just look for the house with the beer knights.
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
drunk enough to drink jager bombs out of a bowl on the kitchen floor.
He came up behind me making dolphin noises in my ear when I noticed a collection of hors d'ouevres from the reception earlier in his jacket pocket
I will never doubt you again...he IS perfect for you
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Can we skip lunch and do power hour sex time from now on? I'll let you eat nachos off my body if you really need the food.
Just discovered i ordered the nhl center ice package back in september, the operator said there was a note next to the time I called, indicating I may have been intoxicated while calling (no clue why but it was noted)...meaning I was drunk...meaning ill never miss another sabres game...i love me and am beaming with self pride
Wesley I'm sober and my body hurts. There wasn't much trust in any of those falls.
Go christen that room with your naked body.
All I remember is dance battling with a man named tom the entire time who kept buying me drinks so id say it was a success
Cause I know you wanna ride the D like a Vespa in ROMAN HOLIDAY
can you please not set my house on fire for once???
raging hangover at work with a lunchable dreaming of the sex ill never have. my life is perfect.
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