420 ftw
i'll give you all the meat in my fridge in exchange for 2 condoms.
I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Currently coming up with judgment, the game. Works well on buses, will probably be more entertaining in bars.
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
Hey, ok if I kidnap you? I wanna test a theory.
Please tell me that is you having sex in my car in my driveway and not a complete stranger.
It's that whole "half Japanese, half asshole" thing. My brother and I have found that people really go for that
No. We can't get pedicures until my toenails grow back.
So I ate half a jar of mayo because I thought it would cure a hangover. I thought wrong.
AND I NEED A VIKING FUNERAL OR MY GHOST ASS WILL SAUNTER ON OVER AND CASTRATE HIM FOR TECHNICALLY MURDERING ME
When Dad gets to your house, ask him about the sound of anal beads. Happy Thanksgiving!
Fun fact. A penis can be used to catapult cheetos.
There is a wine bar at this airport that it is currently full of mid-40s women reading their Kindles. I'm attracted to all of them.
It's 11 A.M.
You know what, I think I will
Randomize
