doesn't he have a GF?
that just means you have to try harder.
i didn't have to try TOO hard, just told him i didn't want to know his name or...
i may or may not be watching the land before time
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
He left with a pair of dress shoes, some goggles, and a shot glass. I think we should follow him.
She compares her life to Teen Mom. She's 28.
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
Gave him an awesome blow job on his living room couch last night, so at least he'll have something nice to think about next time he's watching the Tigers lose.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
If a handjob meant commitment I would literally touch zero dicks
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Listen I just pulled white girl hair out of my underwear. This has got to stop. I was wearing pants all night.
I'm tired of the topic. I sent him a pic of my vagina to change it.
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
I just watched your fat stupid son get hit by a Prius. Ran right in front of it. He's all right . But... Maybe you should have taught him to look both ways like a responsible parent does.
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