She knew it was going down when I had her search for "condoms" in my iPhone Maps.
awesome recipe for disaster- bar hopping at the airport
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
I only broke up with her because the ex sex is amazing. She will do ANYTHING if i even hint at getting back together
I just threw up in a patch of wild flowers on the side of the road. I never knew rock bottom was so beautiful.
Alosmot hir two of of mt mailanoxwa
Oh Jesus.
Well I disagree, 3 different men in my bed over my birthday was the perfect way to say goodbye to my childhood innocence
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
You know what would make the espn body photos even better? If anyone knew who any of those fucking athletes were. That, and maybe not feature Gary Player.
Would you consider masturbating to Hocus Pocus an adulthood high or low?
How do u explain to your grandma that your relationship status is hooking up with randoms at a bar
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