your thong is hanging out like whoa
one two three fourrrrnication!
obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
Anyone ask you how much a bj cost yet? That shirt is so whorish
Her parties are sponsored by Valtrex. This might not be your best idea.
apparently the bartender would rather give me free shots than tell me that my whole nipple piercing was hanging out
he has the hands of the vagina gods.
If you don't come out tonight, who's going to wake us up in the morning because they're fucking in the middle of the room where everyones sleeping?
Idk. I was speaking metaphorically. Go for it. As one of your bad decisions, I feel confident in saying you've done worse.
Sorry for pissing on y'all's floor last night
And then my night got REAL pukey
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
There's a possibility I may have hooked up with that British guy...
Possibility? You left the door open! Everyone saw!
I woke up in nothing but my socks and my hat a cigarette in my mouth and a beer in my hand..........GREAT NEW YEARS
Im not as flexible as I once was, but I still managed to get eaten out in the front seat of a hummer behind keddies.
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