All these guys look like the American Apparel version of Jesus...
i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
You lit the bowl with a rolled up paper towel that you ignited on the stove.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
come to Starbucks. I'm the fat girl eating a whole pizza sitting on the ground
I think ur a lot drunker then u think u are. That girl has the body of a cartoon character and not in a good way.
I think they were making kool-aid in my bed. There is lots of sugar and my hands and face are stained blue.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
It is not if she takes a guy home Karaoke night. It is how many.
Nah. After about 5 shots he decided he needed to clean the gutters. We're headed to the hospital now so meet us there.
I vaguely remember making out with some dude. Please tell me he had all of his teeth.
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
We ate sushi in a hospital bed, then fucked in a bathroom while I wore a gown. Pretty sure she's the one
Btw I'm playing passed out so you can get laid but obviously you need to take the offense just ask him if he wants to go to bed and leave a cigg on the counter
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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