so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
What am I legally allowed to do to a girl that is the equivalent of me punching her in the face?
You kicked in the door when she was blowing him. You dont remember do you?
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
When he came downstairs he looked at me like I was attempting to rob his house.
Did you reintroduce yourself?
He threatened to call the cops.
She has a boyfriend. But if he's a decent human being he understands blowjobs don't count as cheating with her. Keeping those miracles to himself is a crime against humanity.
And after getting thrown out of the frat house, getting carried up the hill for a half an hour, puking 5 times, and almost getting stopped by campus security, she still insisted he sleep with her. Gotta give her credit, even blacked she kept her eyes on the prize
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
I have to shower first, I forgot I peed on my feet last night...
I showed him my toy collection and he goes, "You won't need those anymore," and dropped his pants. I threw the House of Pleasure out last night.
I almost forgot to feel shameful, if that answers your question.
He called me 'pal' while complimenting how well I took his load on my face. I've officially been fuckbuddy-zoned.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
Yeah. We're taking this fuck buddy relationship to the next level. Sober weekday sex.
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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