Oh man dude like 1000 to 1500 milligrams. Its gonna burn like bad though.
Pre-pickelized cucumber-hand invasion!! RUN!!!!!!!!!!
i wish we had morning classes together so we can spike our coffee.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
Don't forget your talking to the guy who got arrested for throwing beads back at the Mardi Gras floats. You can't deny that's a first, and neither could that cop.
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
Why do I feel like I'm not the only one drinking to make my night class teacher look better?
there is potential here for me to have a consistent access to someone's dick who isn't actually an asshole. i think i'm ready for a relationship.
I just spent 30 minutes cleaning out my coleman grill. Did you really have to have grilled yogurt?
There was a bottle of vodka and chips in a vase next to the bed
So it sounded like a midget was barfing IN our walls again this morning ...
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
ok. i'm ready for you to come back and test the structural integrity of this futon.
It's supposed to be a shit show, it's an end of the world party.
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