I see an opportunity for you to use your nakedness to cure my boredom.
I showed him my bush... on skype.
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Just put my hand under my pillow and found a peach ring. Lat night just came rushing back.
he's paying for my abortion by participating in an alcohol study. dont try to tell me we wouldn't be classy parents
So my nipple piercings were only $20 because it's breast cancer awareness month. Fuck yes!
You understand the drunkenness of my drunkenness
I may have tried to encourage people to play a new game I invented last night. I called it Super Quarters. Like regular quarters, only using an AA medallion.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Also I am throwing a blaZer over what I wore to bed and calling it an outfit.
I think all three of us just need to suck it up and go to lunch with him to keep our bar tab down
Its mothers day... Can my present be an orgasm...for once?
You ran up a $300 bar bill on his card and he didn't have you arrested, be grateful and move on.
you walked 30 min all the way back to the dorms at 2am?
i was more bummed that i dropped all my skittles.
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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