Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
Dude it was awful. I woke up with more strippers in my dorm room than those duke lacrosse kids.
just had a dream there were parent teacher conferences in college...scariest dream ever.
The album was titled "Best Night Ever" until she found out she was preggers and switched it to "God Punishes Sluts"
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
You made a course evaluation for your vagina? Wow. You really are a professor now.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
It’s 830 am and the amount of Valentine’s Day snaps I’ve already seen makes me either want to vom, drink a bottle of wine, or buy chocolate
1000% No lie I was just looking on insta and was thinking about taking a bottle of wine to the face..
It's official. I have spent more money on weed than on textbooks this semester.
Turns out the grown up version of seeing your teacher shopping is seeing your therapist is on tinder
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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