return my video game
someone threw a dead crab at me
Do brothers usually kiss their sisters?
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
There are about 5 pictures of my dog taking a dump on my camera and 20 of Brandon taking one for "comparison" reasons.
full cup flip cup was not exactly the reason I wanted to tell the cops when I was sleeping on the curb
Dude she's famous. She's on an episode of campus pd. Can't not fuck her
It's all sex hats and vagina bandages with you isn't it?
I snorted xanax while wearing reindeer antlers. Prancer gone wild. Have a merry Christmas.
I hate ovaries. They're horrible little sacs of satanic enmity.
That's the most poetic description of female anatomy I've ever heard.
i think im in europe. pls send help
I can't believe we broke the fucking lamp.
*i* can't believe believe we broke the lamp fucking.
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
What do you want. Tryin to service my husband like the good wife that I am. It is bj Tuesday
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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