I was about to buy asher roth's album and then i realized he was a ginger. can't support
It was unlikely that the relationship was going to end with anything other than antibiotics.
I can't tell if I miss summer or 5 times a day sex more.
Dear God. I kissed a man tonight who was born in 1936.
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Ive never seen him vulnerable before. He just had surgery and looked so cute on his crutches. like a little baby bird with a broken wing. that i wanted to nurse back to health. with my vagina
I guess I just stopped wanting to rip his balls out and started being okay with him being alive. that's a typical feeling for exes right?
You don't understand. On her lunch break she sits on the roof, stares into the sky, and chain smokes. I can't get on her level. She is made up of java monsters with whiskey and a voice that sounds like sex.
You need to stop crushing on your boss or fuck her.
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
Apparently I offered the cop my Taco Bell.
Desperate times...
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
He updated Facebook... "Got a new phone today." WHAT ABOUT THE FUCKING KID YOU HAD?!
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