she says it's "been amazing lately"
i think basically because i hate her so much i'm trying to break her in half
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
He's the biggest piece of shit to ever exist. He's not even wearing shoes.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
it took me 7 solid minutes to realize "egggGSaucetingf" meant "exhausting"
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
The last bar we left there was a sausage stand right outside and I apparently felt bad those guys were working that late, so I bought a $9 sausage, gave it to some drunk kid and said "I support local businesses!!" I'd say I've done my civic duty.
I'm treating this like a real date. My boobs aren't even out.
I'm so proud, I have tears
So...guess who had sex tied to the ladder of a caboose under the stars in Joshua Tree? This bitch
I might stash a bottle of vodka in your mailbox, that way if I wanna leave early I can drink in your frontyard till you get back.
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
If blow jobs were a super power she'd be in the Justice League.
Double-fisting ice cream and wine. Do not send help.
I had a good weekend too...although I cried about the dog in a drunken stupor last night...not one of my finest moments, but it's all water under the bridge.
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