nut hugger
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I bought canned wine on a clearance aisle at the liquor store... I feel like I'm living in an episode of It's Always Sunny.
You spend 45 minutes trying to convince that pregnant girl you were with all night to have sex with you cause 'the worst had already happened.'
Well I'm just gonna sit here naked in this chair and whatever happens happens
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
You are such a cockblock sometimes
You NEED a cockblock sometimes
Except there is my pee all over the walls now
I'm drunk in your building find me and we can have sex.
Chose not to courtesy flush and the CEO huffed the result. I feel powerful.
I heard them banging and it sounded like he was trying to stuff a fucking coconut into her
Ok well i was gonna say you can only borrow my fog machine if you will use it to emerge from your room in a cloud of smoke after having sex with sarah, so yeah we're good
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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