Party's warming up, a tranny just got here...
did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
so the chest pain/shortness of breath/overdose guy we just took to tm hospital is now running down market street from the police in a gown holding his iv.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Umm. Any where really. Alcohol and boobs. Those are the requirements.
I made him tell me how he proposed to his wife before I'd bang him. I have a problem.
Not sure if this is better or worse than the discovery that bourbon and hot chocolate is a viable combo
That's where the buck stops? Buying girlfriends online? THAT is where you draw the line?!
Judging by your snapchat you're totally working on your project and definitely not singing, "The Sign" while shirtless with another man.
I will show up on your front porch in a wet t shirt and some mac and cheese
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
I don't know why, but whenever I shave my balls I feel more aerodynamic.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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