thanks...oh and i got my period
told you
oh hush
Smith looks like a guy that goes on a lot of first dates
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
his genitalia just looks like a thumbs up. a really really small thumbs up.
I just did the nutritional comparison between 2% milk and Bud Light Lime.. the beer had less calories, less carbs, and less fat. It's not looking good for milk in my life anymore
We are not buying weed off a guy from the internet.
A sandwich with pizza as the bread. I love you.
YES WITH THE SQUARE KIND OF SLICES
I like to get drunk just like anyone else but not to the point of sticking a rubber tube up my asshole
My fake id got more birthday sex than I've had in my life.
Apparently I'm ahead in the foot race to his dick because I'm not insane. If I'd have known that's all it took, I'd have worn sweat pants more often.
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Homeboy just asked me to strip for him. He should not be this horny and allowed to be in Vegas with his kid.
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
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