I bought a boat. Want to have sex on The Angry Clam? That's what I named it.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
I'm pretty sure a girl doesn't give it up with a reverse cow girl...
hows the new call of duty?
I only had sex with the game case so far, but that part was awesome.
Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
And nobody saved him?? That chick had like three teeth TOPS
There's a bed on the roof. The window behind it is too small for it to go through. I'm impressed.
What kind of gift says: "I love you because you're my mom & I'm obligated to, but I don't like you" ?
You should have hard cock pics on hand to send in the situation that you can't stop driving, pull out your cock, browse the countless pics I've sent you of my tits, get him hard and text a pic through. I mean, it's simple sexting ettiquette.
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
Zach, it's Lisa from work. Was that you yeiling BALLS DEEP at me on I-25 or is it just something about me that invites that from rando creeps?
She has dubbed herself the Pied Piper of Penis and keeps yelling about getting Cocktober started... Will send pix soon
Reminding you of hookups your brain is trying to suppress. That's what friends are fooooooooor...
Pretty sure if we keep hanging out on Tuesdays there will be no whiskey left for the younger generations or the universe will implode....tomato tahmato
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