I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
i'm considering texting him with "i'm leaving the country for a year, wanna fuck?"
do it. it's every man's dream.
He gave me a card that said "I'm so glad we found each other... In the pants" and a pat on the head... My walk of Shame wasn't so bad.
Did strip banana grams actually happen last night
By the way, I'm pretty sure your husband is publicly advocating more BJs for my husband, via Facebook.
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Turns out she left way earlier. So I'm stuck with this guy asking where he can score meth and if I'm really straight.
I feel like every young boy's first wet dream is too have sex with the Pink Ranger. I am now fulfilling that dream for one man. I am a hero.
I just can't do Wednesdays sober anymore
I woke up naked buried in snacks. Best night ever.
Your poor dick will look at you and scowl for all the abuse he's going to take this week.
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
Yes please. My parents would fucking love him and I'd love fucking him. That's a win-win if I've ever seen one.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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