id tell you what to do, but my morals dont exactly scream, "Listen to this guy!"
So one buddy got tackled at the urinals by national guard members and was arrested. Another had sex in a port o potty with possibly the drunkest girl I've ever encountered. The rest of us blacked out and won a few bets. So yes, the derby did meet our expectations.
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm glad I have good healthy relationships with my one night stands
He calls it "his noble steed" and i plan to ride it.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
Logically he should not be walking around...after that fall he should be in a hospital in a medically induced coma
What am I supposed to say? "Hey remember last spring when I did an ergonomic assessment on your office, well here's an ergo for your dick."
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
Shes yelled my World of Warcraft name when we were having sex, I think marriage is next.
It's not even a normal fucking affair I've found myself in. It's a fucking bdsm clusterfuck.
Just discovered I was so fucked up last night I called in sick to work... TWICE
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
