ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
tonight, alcohol would be proud of us
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Too many people are naked here for this to be normal.
Had a dream I was a monkey and smoked pot out of a bong made out of a tree
We are gonna be 90 years old in wheelchairs at the nursing home sitting at computers poking each other and waiting for the other to die so we will have the last facebook poke.
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I have pictures of you scratching against the sliding glass door on your knees screaming how you felt like a lamb.
Come on Nikki god gave you a vagina for a reason, so you could tell guys what kind of shots to buy you
nothin like your phone freezing up and sending out old booty calls at 11am on a sunday. fml.
I'm wearing spiderman underwear, the question is what am I NOT capable of
I have visions of guys in cheetah costumes with suits over it pissing on a children how are you
Why do I have a vague memory of your entire fraternity climbing in through my bedroom window?
At the ER. John needs stiches. Fuck pub trivia nights.
All I want to do is lay in my bed and eat hotdogs
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