I always wonder when I meet a guy from online if he needs a moment to mentally register and accept the size of my ass. maybe ill wear a dress.
you announced to the whole room that instead of shaving you were planning to start straightening and then braiding your pubes. awkward silence followed by everyone leaving.
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just left during the middle of Chemistry to go throw up in the bathroom....and you laughed at my travel toothbrush.
i just watched a special on porn, the business isn't doing so good. You may want to wait before you start your career
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
I should have slept with you when you were wearing the gorilla suit. I've had dreams about your chest hair. I hope jail wasn't too bad.
Taco Bell drive through. Chick got out of the car in front of us and threw up on the hood of my car!
Not okay.
it's not like this is the first time she's brought a guy home and I'm the one who hooks up with him
note to self: shower sex when you have 7 stitches in your leg is never a good idea. never.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
Good luck getting that all cat food off in the shower dumbass
we went book shopping, so yes this relationship is going to be about more than sex
My last Google search was 'can an impotent man have sex'. I don't even want to know what I did with that guy.
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