at 4 in the morning i heated a family sized mac n cheese for a minute and decided to eat it frozen cuz I didn't wanna wait for that long
..and then spiked the maple syrup at iHop
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
He told me I took off my shirt, asked for the latino thunder and jumped on him. I want to question this but it sounds too much like me.
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
he gets drunk and then tries to eat the lasers at the dance club
what kind of roommate is she really? she wouldn't even hold my hair back.
By the way when you were super fucked up last night, you ate cat food and tried to tell me it was healthy for you
I wish my head, heart, dick, and nose could just agree on something for once
That's the best thing about having gay dads, you don't gotta do shit on mothers da and everybody is down wit getting wasted on mimosas at brunch
You fucked a stripper on your sisters friends blow up mattress. The least you could do is wash the sheets.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Sorry I peed on your ottoman
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
Cum just came out of my nose. That is all.
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