I feel great
I just peed on a car
I wishh there was a lost and high section in walmart cause I would be there right now
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
In case you were wondering, my scare crow is wearing your outfit from last night.
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
You're not required to sleep with every guy that spends $10 on you.
Highlight of the week: I had sex with a B movie star wearing an eye patch.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
I think I should start a match.com profile and put "robe lounging" as my only hobby
Well, I watched a girl proposition a shit ton of people, try to take a cocktail waitresses job and then proceed to walk into a wall. Damn, I'm a little jealous.
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
However, pretty glad I spent the night puking on my car instead of fucking him. Then I'd REALLY be miserable.
My law teacher drew an elephant on the board in class. I was so high that I laughed for 5 minutes straight. Nobody else laughed and everyone stared. 130 people knew I was high.
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