okay I'm thinking he doens't have a facebook...I'm on page 28 of Hunters
ok you need to stop NOW
I just saw Sharon Stone's cootch in high def. I think I'll stay gay.
Im dancing with my grandma to Low right now at the wedding. There's no coming back from this.
About to trim my pubes so if you decide to walk in, viewer discretion is advised.
just to let you know its hard to talk to your father while being fingered up against a car..
Went home drunk last night and peed on my Christmas tree, my mothers going to fucking kill me
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
She said she'll drive over, bang, and then head home. It's like ordering a pizza.
I'm more of a 'talk at me while I stare at you' kinda girl.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
My boss and I ended up at the same strip club. We both got lap dances while talking about work.
If I could tell my younger self three things it would be: 1. Smoke a lot more weed 2. Have a lot more sex 3. Own a good set of pots and pans
A piece of your chipped nail polish just fell out of my crotch.
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