Yeah I'm pretty much like lane on gilmore girls except my mom doesn't look so mean all the time.
i don't think it's normal to still be missing spring break.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
His apology was sex and a subway sandwich. Strangely, I'm okay with that.
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
She asked the woman in the drive through to cover everything she ordered in mayonnaise, including here chilli cheese fries. Didn't happen. Then she started swerving at the car next to us screaming, asking if they had mayonnaise.
I have learned that if you don't want to hook up with the guy who walked you home, food is great compensation.
HE TRIED TO HIT ME WITH A CHAIR. Stoned video games are NOT happening again
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I feel like I should acknowledge that I see you as a human and not a ragdoll sex object
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
We can only continue to use the "oh what's the difference between circumcised and uncircumcised" for a few more months before people will see through our lies
I had a dream that you were telling me how good you are at parkour and legit you were doing it just like Michael Scott...
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