Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
My whole home page is your drunken face booking, congrats.
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
why is jon gosselin on the news 24/7 for dating some new lady?? how bout I get on msnbc for not getting laid since forever ago
They've started ranking girls from "paper-bag" to "I just came." Please come get me
As it turns out, strippers don't accept checks.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
I feel like I'm on let's make a deal. should I go with what's behind bulge number 1 or bulge number 2?
What if this is the rest of my life? Sitting at the bar waiting for someone to play Single Ladies
Rehydrating your liver back to life is never a good idea.
All I remember is waking up with 3 penises pointed at my face. I also remember enjoying that a lot. And then I threw up in their shower.
I raided the fridge drunk the same time dad was eating breakfast
After getting kicked out of the bar, you proceeded to McDonald's, ordered 30 nuggets, slammed them all back in 5 minutes and then stole 3 traffic cones...how you only got charged with drunk in public is beyond me.
Here's to not getting arrested this year on thanksgiving again. Cheers bitches!
Our first time hooking up was on New Years and we've managed to hook up every holiday since, I'm hoping this lasts until 2016 just to fulfill my American Holiday sex fantasy I never knew I had
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