Considering the face that your still in jail Im gunna go with no.
Do you not remember dry humping your dog for 20 minutes at oxfest dude?
By the way, I think my next facebook status update will read, "Aaron recently found out Vanessa's a screamer."
oh god.
biggest mistake ever: halloween 2009
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
My New Years Resolution is to come up with a new resolution monthly. January: decrease my shotgunning consumption speed to 7 seconds or less.
My bruised ribs were so worth that win in beer pong
My financial advisor filed my girlfriend's abortion under "investments" so my wife wouldn't find out
Thanks for your number, i want to ski with you, do party with you and sleep with you. Lucas.
After Madison dropped a bottle of full vodka an it shattered on the floor, it was quiet for literally 3 min straight and then drew said "the booze gods have spoken"
I just read "to infinity and beyond" as "to infidelity and beyond" something is seriously wrong with my psyche
like every night i go out someone always suggests nipple hugs so that's why I always end up topless
Our house rule in beer pong, is that if you get the ball in the bitch cup.... you have to snapchat your balls to everyone on your friends list.
What happened last night?
Lets just say you asked me a couple times if you had eyeballs..
I know you’re not my dad, but you’re someone’s dad. You’re also like a second dad to me as well. And one who I send nudes to as well. Happy Father’s Day
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