oh and i feel obligated to inform you that there will be no sexin' because it's 'lady time' for me. so this ain't a booty call.
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
At least my fat-chick-ratio has not been that bad this semester ...
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
I think that was him coming out to me. I just brushed it off
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
I just added Tubthumping to the playlist for tonight. This is going to make or break the party.
My one night stand ended up seeing me the next morning... For my interview. Guess who got a job.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
that may or may not have been my penis.
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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