So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
She was lying the whole time!
She was a great actress
I was a great dumbass
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
spending the week with her family was quite possibly the longest ive ever gone without having a boner
Did we have sex last night or did we just wake up naked covered in oil?
There's been so much talk around your vagina it's like a local celebrity
First date. He's wearing a tuxedo shirt and keeps asking me about our future children. Escape plan #3 is now in action...
I mean, once you help another girl drunker than you zip her jeans you can't help but be friends after that
This guy in a neck brace is ordering bottle service at the strip club. Not sure whether to applaud his commitment or scorn his addiction. It's a draw.
So. Do you think marshmallow vodka in hot chocolate while eating a graham cracker would = s'mores?
In some strange universe, yes
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
That's a lot of judgement coming from a man wearing a dress made from a bedsheet.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
Knowing there are different types of spiders in different countries and regions makes me never want to travel.
Walking into her house she felt something in her bra.... It was a used condom. Sadly enough this is not the first or last time it will happen. It's time for an intervention.
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