Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
When are you comin back?
probably mid next week, depending on when i finish my remaining half gallons
He told me something must be wrong, because no one had seen my boobs yet
He just lit his joint with the tiki torches around his pool. He is definitely coming to my future parties
I hope you realize, I'm counting on you as my wingman next semester. It's your turn to advertise another man's penis. I did my tour all freshman year.
The hot guy sitting next to me in the lib is reading a book called "Impersonal sex in public places." How wrong would it be to give him my number when I bounce?
So I'm pretty sure I told every one at the party that "I'm going to fuck my pillow pets tonight?"
Don't talk to me about lonely until you're eating marshmallows for dinner in your underwear watching House of Cards for 12 hours straight. I hate all you couples
Woke up on the floor with shoes on my hands...I'd say it was a success
I mean. I just want to sit in my bed and eat bagels. What's wrong with that?
I almost don't wanna have sex with her because I'm afraid she'll steal my hat
The police report said i was screaming at someone that wasnt there, then the cops told me to call someone sober and i called mike to tell him "They are trying to arrest me for stealing information from the FBI" at that point they took me to jail.
I'm sure he likes you too... but your boyfriend is kind of a cockblock
Im about to get an ultrasound of my balls. I hate waiting. Its the worst.
If I hear that song one more time I will drive to hell and make John Lennon eat my ass.
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