thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I can't belive they dont sell booze Sunday mornings. I mean some of us have to work
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
you woulda been proud of me tonight though. i only made out with 2 guys. and in my defense one of them was to get a job after graduation.
So i just got guilted into doing a tequila shot by a group of guys chanting "USA!" at me.
Yes. I feel like complaining about sex all the time with a 21 year old might be punishable by death of the sex gods so I try not to
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
Why is there ANOTHER stolen fire extinguisher in my room? You know that's a felony right...
hahahaha what do we need the kangaroos for? please tell me we release them instead of doves
Last night someone asked you what your favorite color was and you said "bagel."
Randomize
