So I think I might still secretly love him despite the ass licking...
Hey ass licking is a very nice and intimate thing! Don't discredit your feelings
But what if he licks everyones ass?
He can hate all he wants but were fucking with these crocs on
Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
I'll bet she douches with gravy.
I hate to tell you this, but your sister reeks of whore.
Heyyyy darlin are you busy?
Why hello drunk Jake. It's sober Sarah, I'll tell drunk Sarah you booty called. She'll probably be around tomorrow night.
Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
I just witnessed Grandma making her infamous daiquiris. Extraordinary.
We fucked then made friendship bracelets, his mother taught him right!
Was it fun? The night started with home made Jager and ended in him falling out of a tree with a pocket full of house numbers...you tell me.
Did you seriously just hashtag my sex life as #yolo2013?
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
As much as my throat was opened up this weekend, you'd think I wouldn't nearly choke on a damn almond.
I don't want to date him...I just want him to cheat on his girlfriend with me.
Come over. Bring drugs. My sister is making cookies. She took Valium. They should be badass cookies.
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