I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
You can now add 30,000 feet to the places where I have puked
Listen, i'm watching playoff hockey and eating waffles. i just don't have time for your drama today.
you can feel better about your life now. i slept with a guy who has gold teeth
She's pissed. She declared she was moving out and proceeded to pack 3 pairs of shoes, her electric wine opener and ONE sock. Then told us to have fun paying her portion of the rent.
She kept chasing him yelling thief, because he drank some of her drink. That was at 8, it got worse.
I'm not surprised. You have the libido of an Italian soccer team.
We tried lying really still and being really quiet so that he wouldn't notice us before he left the room. Forgot about the glow in the dark condom.
Also. This Ativan makes me feel fearless. I think we need an exciting new hobby for when we take it. How do you feel about ghost hunting?
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
Had sex in a cemetery last night during a thunderstorm. I feel like my goth points have skyrocketed
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
MESSY REBOUND SEX HERE I COME! Time to start stretching to fit in my back seat again ...
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
Randomize
