He is fucking rediculously sexy. DO HIM NOW. NOW. NOW. NOW.
Is there a nice way of saying 'touch my penis or i dont really wanna hangout"?
With the way things had been going, I was never more excited for a person to cum
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She crushed my hand with the box spring last time, so it's all good.
we cut her off and put her in bed but by the time we got back to the drinks she was already there shirtless. she's the topless tequila ninja
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
I just took the cheapest shot in your honor
We are so blessed to to have nicely shaped vaginas
I thank god almighty everyday
I just bought a bottle of lube for my car.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
One of my favorite March activities is cropdusting people while wearing a kilt.
If we both don't have awesome filthy sexual experiences to share in the morning...we are no longer best friends.
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