what do you mean I googled how to give an awesome blow job?
Yes. Hungover. All the boys are going wakeboarding. Boys only. I wish I was a gay guy so I could go wakeboarding but still suck dick.
is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
made out with three guys on the first night of college orientation, just imagine what joys all of next year will hold
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
The bouncer was kicking me out and I put up my finger for him to wait while I chugged the rest of my drink..all he could say is "are you serious right now?"
Dude, you need to come clean your dates vomit off the ceiling. What in the hell were you guys doing?!
It's such a good feeling to send those "I'm not in jail" texts on Sunday morning
I just walked in on my lesbian roommate having sex in the kitchen, and it was awesome. We proceeded to shots naked together. Happy birthday to me.
Hold on, I need to find something to wear that says "I don't contribute to your daughter's drug problem"
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
my poor anus
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
he ended the message XOXO, who the fuck does he think he is GossipGirl.
I just walked in on Joel doing a buck naked tripod headstand in front of the mirror so he could see the bug bite on his balls
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