We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
"I could never have "feelings" for someone who, at one point, wanted to "hate fuck" my face."
I remember coming home with a cat... I havent seen it all day. Shit.
By the third Id pass back i figured the bouncer had fucked one of us.
Would you have sex with a guy wearing a Batman mask?
It's all hypothetical, I don't have a Batman mask... yet...
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Thats gotta be it. Also just found out that the fireworks will fit in the airsoft pistols...we are all gonna die
Apparently I made a stripper cry last night when I paid her $10 to go away
All I remember is passing out with an umbrella over my head and waking up screaming bad luck for seven years
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
you made out with another girl for some wings
This feels more like a conference of all the people I've fucked in the past year.
So you just held his hand and he fucking came...?
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