Well my night just got interesting. I just home from the police station. Hope you had a fun night out!
should I fuck that poor girl
no dude she won't be able to afford a fucking abortion
The one night I bring a girl home you leave the footloose soundtrack playing.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
i left with the words "thank you for undersanding my sluttiness"
It was pathetic and I was covered in butter
E drugging s springing. Ease dnt Kate. To t e. ess e I meant thou.
I wish I could but I can't. No beer pong or sex on a hammock...such an unproductive weekend
Also, upon examining the photos, I have concluded that you were the sloppiest drunk girl of the night. And that's saying something considering Hurricane Jessica was in town.
A big dick and how quickly they respond to snapchat is all I look for in a guy
The quality of my porn watching experience has significantly declined. Thanks shattered iphone screen
Well if I can't snuggle you, I might as well snuggle a stranger's cat.
I will feed you tacos. I will touch your butt. Happy Valentine's Day ❤️
Just a typical Friday. Dinner, drinks, doing lines with a member of Congress
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