I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
Regardless thnx for trying to help out, I realize we are dealing w/ very stupid girls here
The funny thing about my wife cheating on me is that the guy probably has genital warts now. Sweet.
Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I got so many pubes stuck in her braces that when she yanked her head, I cried out like that one girl you "accidentally" rear-ended last week. Bald spots are battle scars.
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
You said you wanted to go to louisiana and get arrested by Steven segal
i cleaned the weed out of my bowl, pretended it was a spoon and ate oatmeal with it. my mom cried
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
wait do you know what youre gonna say if they ask how youre getting back?
yes. helicopter.
then she kicked a hole in her own door and the next thing you know, brian's walking up to her room with power tools. in no condition to use them
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
easter 2014 is on 4/20 THIS IS NOT A DRILL YOUR FAMILY WILL EXPECT YOU TO BE HOME AND SOBER I REPEAT THIS IS NOT A DRILL
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
So I was having a really bad night...so I decided to steal a pumpkin.
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