I am NOT getting arrested in a batman mask
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
Who would have sex with her? She looks like she shops at baby gap
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
I already apologized. And I got cum in my eye in return, I say your night beats mine...
He walked into my room in the middle of the night, whispered something about the patriot act, and took my tv.
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
That chick who made out with a door is here. Want her number??
I remember seeing his penis I just dont know exactly what I did with it
Their engagement party consisted of them doing shots, yelling at each other, leaving for 30 minutes, and coming back with smiles.
I'd say they're off to a great start!
Trying to find a reliable dealer on Rockfordmugshots.com. Guy arrested for 15 grams of coke could be him !
You realize those people have been ARRESTED recently. right.
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
Lies! You took my virginity, and now my cigarettes!
Pretty sure he proposed because my house is awesome. His ass is a ten and he's offering to pay more than half the bills... How expensive is a divorce really? I mean I could probably put up with him for three or four years but a lifetime is a big ask.
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