Confirm your location. A cross street is best, but if google mapping yourself is your least-shameful option go for it. ps- going through his mail for an actual address is always an option.
Steel Reserve is the RC Cola of alcohol. It's never ok.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I'm in my winter jacket and nothing else. very drunk. bring bitches.
My dick just stopped my iPhone from falling into the toilet.
picked up a girl by parallel parking. i love this town already.
You rolled out of the car, got on all fours and puked then just nonchalantly stood up and waved goodbye and thanks for the ride.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
good news. according to wikipedia, my blackout might just have been "post-trauma amnesia"
No, the weekend was great. It was the waking up in the pond in the raft without an oar that sucked. That fucking water is cold at 7am.
I forgot that places existed where drinking on Sunday is frowned upon. It's just so unreasonable.
Are you serious?! She sent a pizza instead of showing up?!
She did indeed. Papa Johns. It helped because I was super hangry. That bitch is smart!
So hungover that I might just sit in my car and wait until chipotle opens...in two hours...
still drunk on my way to class to give my presentation on the negative affects of alcohol on the body. hell yes.
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