he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
sometimes i wish i had a whole other life to spend on youtube
she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
Dude, smoked out of a pumpkin tonight. I like Halloween more now
I wish i could 80s montage me losing weight
THAT IS NOT SOMETHING YOU TELL SOMEBODY THE FIRST TIME YOU MEET THEM IN THE DARK.
We just had father kitten bonding time .. I was on the toilet , he was climbing the animal print shower curtain . It was magical
Don't underestimate her when she starts going by "the vodka queen"
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
My black heart of coal cannot compete with your boiling crock pot of teddy bears, rainbows, 90s music, and the good candy you get from rich people on Halloween.
I opened my bookbag to put my laptop in and I found two granola bars and a pregnancy test. I am clearly prepared for life
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
Is the Glover Park Chipotle past the strip club?
Why is that your only point of reference?
Just answer the question
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Got baked and laid and ate baked lays when I laid down while baking the brownies I I’m Superman
You’re still high, aren’t you?
Oh yeah
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