I just saw the girl you left with - Chris Hansen's looking for you
Life Lesson Number 76: Masturbating into a sock is useless if there is a hole in it.
you made cement angels. it was a great sight.
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
so the party was at my house but some how i ended up being the only one who slept outside
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
No, he's ok. He just broke his teeth on the stripper pole. No biggie.
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
Wow, im gonna be a great doctor..."hi let me save your life but first check out this pic of me deep throating a handle of grey goose"
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
Hey, the point is, I have 3 guys to fuck to get over the last one. It's my golden rule. You told me to find a hobby! It translated as "find another guy".
That is the opposite way I told you to find a hobby.
I just took my birth control with Redi-Whip. I'm that girl.
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
FUCK and YOU. times 10. To infinity and beyond. You bastard. Worst. Cockblock. Ever. I'm going to nail your sister.
This weekend I turned down sex to watch the Star Wars marathon... Is this growing up?
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