Don't worry about later. I already pre-ordered a pizza for a 1:45 delivery and told them to ignore any calls from your number.
You're getting good at this, you know that?
The guy i fucked last week got done first on the test in my 900 person class. If im pregnant at least it will be smart.
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
IT'S FRIDAY. So quit being a pussy, get out of bed, and come help me drink these 40s. That's not a request.
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
Well girls crying gets you hard so you're not really a good standard to me
Ps there is nothing more humbling in the world than havin to watch cheaper by the dozen on the waiting room tv while getting the morning after pill at the drs. Nothing
We got security called on us. Apparently the wedding down the street didn't appreciate the trespassing or our loud as fuck rendition of We Are Young.
speaking of creep .. love how I kept touching strangers faces at the bar ... and saying "Don't worry I'm a dermatologist"
I'm two guys short from fucking the whole baseball team and one is gay. I will be successful by the end of this month.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
i cant believe we used adam and eve as a sexting theme last night
Sorry about the picture of wills balls via snapchat last night btw
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
What are u up to today?
Marathon sex and eating.
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