the mandatory saturday morning class for those written up by RA's turned into a gold mine...just met EVERY hot chick that parties.
NEVERCLEAR, NEVER AGAIN.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
I love your family. Oh. And on a completely unrelated note, I know where we can steal a dog.
When the cops pulled up I just stood flat against the fence with my hands up while yelling out,"I'm a tree!!"...
But the guy you're fucking should not be within ten pounds of your weight when you're five fucking feet tall and he's 6'2". That's all I'm saying.
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
FUCK YOU AND YOUR WEAK ASS EYEBROWS
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
If we had a dog do you think we would be less hoe-y?
Nah
I just realized u compared me to a coconut
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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