Cuntadactyl. (n). A pre-historic dinosaur of Mandy-like features that is primarily identified by it's inability to play well with others and overall C-word demeanor. Physically, an unfortunate appearance.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
Dude, she introduced me to her best friend form Russia and she was a 10. Her other Russian friend was even hotter. How did communism fail?
Let me make this really simple. We woke up this morning and fucked three times. When I got up and took a shower she cleaned up the mess from last night and did the dishes. Then we went out and she bought me brunch. I don't give a FUCK how much you don't like her.
It must have been an amazing night, I have "my pants are responsible people" written on my pants in permanent marker.
Why do I always miss the parties you're naked at?!
I get naked cuz your not there
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
Also one of my neighbors is blasting "pumped up kicks" and possibly butchering some chickens
I smelled him yesterday and almost relapsed he's like cocaine
I need a life alert for his random dick pics. My heart can't handle that.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
What happened lastnight it looks like I had sex with edward scissor hands....my back is so messed up
my bad i broke a mirror over your back
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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