this girl ate taco bell on my bed naked last night, it was the sexiest thing ive ever seen
hows the party?
ists fjcssing insceredle
be there in 10
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
My doctor literally wrote on the script NO SEX
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
Dude I woke up in her bed wearing a top hat and bunny slippers and noticed one of us had pissed in bed. The last thing I wanted to ask for was a ride home
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
I didn't get a chance to take any pics but the mental snapshot of her boyfriend calling her directly after we finished was a really special moment I wish I could properly share with you.
Why did I just find out you and Andrew had sex right next to my face when I passed out on the beach?
At the time it seemed romantic and its also extremely frowned down upon to leave a passed out person by themselves in an unfamiliar place.
Why did I wake up by myself then?
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
...I just melted into my bed. I am one with the bed. I am 600 thread count.
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