Did you hit it?
Turns out she was a he. but to answer your question, yes.
remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
Oh my god. I think I just sexted my mom...
What?!
Fwd: Ride me, you sleek sleek woman!!!
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
Did i throw a brick at someone last night?
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
There where 3 half naked girls passed out on the pool table, I crawled under it and just as I was about to go to sleep some guy walks up and says: "dude nice spot" walks away and comes back with a pillow.
Thanks, girl! That means a lot. I can't wait to share my jail stories with you over salad and cupcakes.
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I'm home, and it turns out she didn't get it all. still picking Oreos out of my pubes.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
Bring me that man meat
She told me she was the Publishers Clearing House of Dicks. Two dicks a day, everyday for life.
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