The look your mother gives you when she sees you masterbating on web cam is unlike any I've seen before, but this is a case where, I would say, ignorance is bliss.
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
your friend did not want a bj. we need to leave. this is very awkward.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
Would I be bad if I bought a pregnancy test at shoppers the same time I hand in a resume? Or do you think it would get me the job?
i think she just faxed a picture of her vag from the office copy machine... i mean what kind of sexting is that... wait is that even legal???
I deleted my history right in front of my girlfriend w/out her seeing. Let's go skydiving with no parachutes. I can live thru anything.
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
Remember the thing I sent you? "Often complex problems are best solved by thinking like an animal." Hump away!
One eye has cum in it and the other has sunscreen
summertime
Of all of my friend's husbands, I like when yours hits on me best
Awe that means so much to us
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
I fucked a 6 foot tall guy who has abs showing without even flexing... I am a wizard and I have magical powers.
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