Honestly I wish you never came into my life. I know I don't want you. But I keep trying to get you back bc of the memories
I don't see you I see the memories. All the time
At the hair cuttery. A father here with his daughter just answered his phone "ken's whorehouse"...Now I remember why I used to pay more for haircuts.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
I have your shoes, your bike, and someones blue underwear. Round 2 tonight?
Sorry but i am wayy to hungover to take mom to her AA meeting.
Wont she be proud, Hailey.
You're right. Single life welcomed me back with open arms. It's like it knew it wasnt going to be long when I left.
The chlamydia really affected his face.
I just need three more girls to complete my 'Freak-a-leak' bang list. Know any girls named Zahra, Shavon, or Daronda?
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
There still is not and there never will be anything as magical as getting high while listening to William Shatner's version of Bohemian Rhapsody.
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
Do you knowhow much it sucks to puke in an automatic toilet? Not fun.
Ew.
It takes talent let's just say that
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
Randomize
