i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
dude totally just got the jungle juice out of my white top. i am really ready to be a trophy wife.
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
it's ok. you also told me I can feel free to vomit on your blow dryer sometime.
plus shes a stripper, ive been with strippers, if you fuck this up your penis will never forgive you
Update: we are pushing the start of day drinking back from 9 am to 10 am. Minor delay.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
Yeah I was just reminiscing about that time a seagull shit on your head at the beach
Okay penises are actually pretty exciting. The people attached to them are an entirely different story
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
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