It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
apparently the secret to your success is patron
Farted during a conference call.SBD. permeated the room people were gonna puke.noone could say anything or leave cus we were on the phone with clients. coworkers were outraged.how I still have a job is beyond me.
Mike is offhisass drunk and just sat down next to my sister and said "If you gained 30 pounds and stopped reading poetry, I would be attracted to you. Now, your little sister, attractive, even though she's basically the same person as you- she just pulls it off better because she's 15."
Responsibility does not care about your dick.
2 things. 1. I just gave her a 6 hour long marathon fucking for America. 2. Thought of a new invention halfway through, and it's flawless.
Dude, just be careful. Her invitation for BJ is just a trap for her to stick her finger up your ass.
I took a hang over nap infront of the door to my 9am class
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
Who would've thought that Monopoly night would've ended with some girl peeing on the couch.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
Let's just say his oral game was lacking. Hell, lacking is too nice of a word to describe it.
You ripped his router out of the wall and screamed "I have defeated the matrix"
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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